From the closet, Harry saw nothing of the future that was to be his. In his house, awaiting a home to go up in flames. It’s been a long journey.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
HAPPY BRITHDAY YOU BRILLIANT PIECE OF SCOTTISH SHIT!!!!!
Dude happy birthday David Tennant!!!!